The Happiest Man Alive?

As much as I would like to be out of this world for good, never to return, I seem to be happier here in a place that I don’t want to be, than the people who want to be here, or so they think. People don’t seem really happy to me at all, and yet they’re terrified of leaving, and I can’t wait to get the heck out of here, and yet, on a day-to-day, minute-by-minute basis, I’m probably the happiest person on the planet